Love At First Sight

I know that all the women out there come from two schools of thought… high maintenance or low maintenance.  But, it’s recently been found that the ‘maintenance’ is not only defined by the women, but also what the men consider as what the high or low is.

Take for instance one of my maintenance friends.  She’s walking around, minding her own business, and runs into a man who gathers some interest in her.  Here’s the high maintenance line.

“Would you like to run away with me to California?  I promise I’ll take care of you and give you the world.  I know I can because I can support you off of collecting cans.”

Now, to me, that is definitely high maintenance that this guy was talking about.  So, because of his high standards of living, we would like to initiate him into Losersville to take his rightful place among those who support women off of can collecting.

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