June Loser of the Month
It’s time to initiate the first loser of the month for Losers. So, for June, we would like to initiate who we will call…well.. Here is a complete portrait.
Yes, that’s right. It’s a portrait of our beloved political party, the Democrats. But, I’m not just talking about any Democrat. I’m talking about the Democrat that publicly admitted that indeed… she is a Loser.
I can’t really mention names, for the sake of keeping privacy to all who are designated into being losers, but you all will know who decided, in public, that she was a loser, then moved the rest of her campaign towards supporting her contender. Supporting her contender, alone, definitely admits that she’s a loser.
But, even though she has admitted that she is a Loser in public, with complete reasoning why, those who know politics at all will probably want to say that she is a loser in more than one way, and this was just a reflection from the end results.
So, I’m putting one thing up to designate her, then I think everyone should chime in. The end speech in which there was also an admittance into why she was a loser, also was focused around her being a woman and that, while she was trying to break the glass ceiling, couldn’t go past the barriers enough.
Not to go back on her campaign, but this “moving speech” is what is bringing her recognition into Loserville.
Not only did she give a moving speech, but she has caused politics to backtrack about 100 years. Blaming her loss on the glass ceiling brought out the glass ceiling, put it even higher, and was an example that women can “only go so far,” no matter what their goals. She should know from Bill that actions speak louder than words. And, to go past her end game, let’s think about how she played out being the woman during the campaign… mostly through things that she said, the crying that she decided to add in and the emotional bouts that she had to bring up when she lost her cool or didn’t think she had any facts to go off of. It makes me ashamed of the progress of women. Doesn’t she realize that she didn’t loose the campaign because of being a woman, but that she doesn’t play her cards right? If your going to gamble in cards, you better know which ones to lay down.
So, that one contradiction alone is what designates her into being the June Loser of the Month. Congratulations on your one nomination!
Signing out,
Mayor Blockhead
(for politics / economics)
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The Reason for Podiums
All right, you’ve all seen the podiums that presidents stand behind, right? The ones that cover them up to their neck? Well, it’s not really the podium they are covered up to their neck in, but we won’t go there right now, if you catch what I mean.
I believe that all small presidents of certain areas are microcosms of the big presidents of the big areas. It just filters down.
So, let me tell you about my favorite president. She deserves a place For Losers.
Right after this President elected herself into an HOA small condominium, she started crying. Yes, that’s right. She gave a lecture about how great she would be and what she would do to change everything. Then, she pulled a Hillary… but not the same type of fake feminine style that keeps men ahead of the game.
No, her crying was because after everyone thought she wanted to do the job and voted her in, she got scared. And, she started crying. Her fear? That the president that gave up his position would get mad and file legalities against her.
Not only did she start crying then, but she hasn’t stopped for 6 weeks… over the same thing. And, that’s even after she has had several conversations with the last president in support of her decision.
So, if you ever wanted to know what a podium is for, it’s because of shaky knees. On the top, they carry a smile and on the bottom they are shaking their knees… and maybe doing other things as well.
There is nothing like hiding behind a “board.”
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