About Us
For Losers began as a source of inspiration from the common man. By simply observing the way in which others in the community acted, it was found that the observations should be recorded for further evaluation. In the future, other beings will be able to take For Losers and completely understand our world. Just like we understand how it was once believed that the world was flat.
Our mission at For Losers is to savor all of those situations that losers create. By doing this, we can provide recognition for the talent of loserdom that lurks in every corner of the earth.
In the beginning, For Losers was supposed to be Losers.com. Unfortunately, some spammer decided to park with all of the simple loser options. We think that whoever that is… is also a loser. Especially since they guide individuals to sites such as education, health, etc, with the sincere idea of actually selling something of “value.” I guess that makes us all losers deep down inside.
It is expected that with the growth of For Losers, there will also be a growth of losers that are available. In fact, most of the staff have confessed… they run into at least 2 losers a week… and that’s only for both times that they leave their home. In fact, there’s probably one that is waiting around the corner right now…
Meet Our Staff
Boris Stritovskie – Political Writer- Meet Boris, the man that escaped Russia, only to come to the United States and find that it was all a lie! In his free time, he writes of the struggles and political bondage of the old country and how he escaped. Now, he wonders…
Billy Bluff – Business – Billy. Yes, he understands everything there is to know about the business owner that doesn’t know the beginning of business. As a goat, he eats almost everything and makes up a lot of fibs, but he considers himself clean compared to those he has met through his consulting business!
Mayor Blockhead – Economics – Teaming up with Billy is Mayor Blockhead, the informant of the economic system and the stupidity that has followed. He is well educated and has past experience in screwing thousands of people out of their money.
Mr. Monkey – Entertainment / TV / Video – He’s been an agent in the music business for over 20 years, hustling with the top 5 in high end strip bars and hotels. He knows the “stars,” the behind the scenes and the corporate people that are pulling the curtains. And he thought that he was a monkey!
Coach Skunk – Sports – He’s been in sports all of his life. And, he’s teamed it up with a 4th grade reading level, a slide by in math and…well…he has made a great sports anchor in the past 20 years! So much, that he can smell when something is going wrong.
Gretchen Doe – Relationships – A relationship psychologist that has dealt with everything from the stupid to the weird. She now believes that the files do not deserve to be confidential anymore, because the couples in all areas… should have had some common sense when they brought their problems to her!
Bart Lamb – Religion – A follower of whatever religion suits him for the day, this writer has warmed up to all of the ins and outs of religious beliefs. His conclusion, only a sheep without a shepherd would be stupid enough to do some of that stuff! But not him, of course.
Mrs. Dunce – Education – Teacher, administrator and lifetime student, Mrs. Dunce knows what’s going on with the educational system. Or, in her opinion… what isn’t going on.
Wally Fish – Just Plain Stupid – As a fish that swims upstream, Wally knows when something sounds a little fishy, and he will definitely let you know about it. Of course, the traveling has also introduced him to some of the stupid drivers that he sees pass by…or fall in the lake as the case may be.
