If I Were a Loser….

If I were a loser, I would steal someone’s identity. But, they would have to be a loser too. That way, it would be like I were keeping the same identity.

If I weren’t a loser, I wouldn’t steal anyone’s identity that I knew… because they probably would be a loser, and I wouldn’t want to pretend.

If I were a loser, I would say that I were someone else, then try to fake it through by buying excess things to prove that I were really that someone.

If I were a loser, I would make up my occupation, my wife, my children and everything that existed about me so that someone else could like me.

If I were a loser, I would hire myself as president of a small complex or a manager of a small association so that I could have my picture up on the wall.

If I were a loser, I would make up stories about what I had done with my life.  Possibly, by actually finding someone else’s stories, then rephrasing them.

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