The Reason for Podiums

All right, you’ve all seen the podiums that presidents stand behind, right? The ones that cover them up to their neck? Well, it’s not really the podium they are covered up to their neck in, but we won’t go there right now, if you catch what I mean.

I believe that all small presidents of certain areas are microcosms of the big presidents of the big areas. It just filters down.

So, let me tell you about my favorite president. She deserves a place For Losers.

Right after this President elected herself into an HOA small condominium, she started crying. Yes, that’s right. She gave a lecture about how great she would be and what she would do to change everything. Then, she pulled a Hillary… but not the same type of fake feminine style that keeps men ahead of the game.

No, her crying was because after everyone thought she wanted to do the job and voted her in, she got scared. And, she started crying. Her fear? That the president that gave up his position would get mad and file legalities against her.

Not only did she start crying then, but she hasn’t stopped for 6 weeks… over the same thing. And, that’s even after she has had several conversations with the last president in support of her decision.

So, if you ever wanted to know what a podium is for, it’s because of shaky knees. On the top, they carry a smile and on the bottom they are shaking their knees… and maybe doing other things as well.

There is nothing like hiding behind a “board.”

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