The Reason for Podiums

All right, you’ve all seen the podiums that presidents stand behind, right? The ones that cover them up to their neck? Well, it’s not really the podium they are covered up to their neck in, but we won’t go there right now, if you catch what I mean.

I believe that all small presidents of certain areas are microcosms of the big presidents of the big areas. It just filters down.

So, let me tell you about my favorite president. She deserves a place For Losers.

Right after this President elected herself into an HOA small condominium, she started crying. Yes, that’s right. She gave a lecture about how great she would be and what she would do to change everything. Then, she pulled a Hillary… but not the same type of fake feminine style that keeps men ahead of the game.

No, her crying was because after everyone thought she wanted to do the job and voted her in, she got scared. And, she started crying. Her fear? That the president that gave up his position would get mad and file legalities against her.

Not only did she start crying then, but she hasn’t stopped for 6 weeks… over the same thing. And, that’s even after she has had several conversations with the last president in support of her decision.

So, if you ever wanted to know what a podium is for, it’s because of shaky knees. On the top, they carry a smile and on the bottom they are shaking their knees… and maybe doing other things as well.

There is nothing like hiding behind a “board.”

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As Honest as the Dollar Bill

There is nothing like a good business individual to let you know where you are really spending your money. I would like to pay tribute to the dollar bill and those who believe in it. They all come from the same line… fraud. Oops! I mean… honesty and trustworthy business tactics.

So, here’s the business story. A woman entrepreneur, we will call her Sally, was working with another individual in order to distribute work to them. It was a work for hire contract, with no agreements to the bounds for termination, payment, etc. Here’s how the entrepreneur assisted in making the business system even better.

So, where to start with this wonderful entrepreneur? Oh, right. She didn’t sign any contracts with those she was distributing the work to or those that she was getting the work from. As a matter of fact, I heard that she had just lost $3,000, $1,500 and other payments because the customers were under no bounds to pay her. A heroic suffering of her business in order to truly distribute the work. What a service woman!

Oh, let’s keep going about her contributions. When it came to paying for the work, to those she was getting the work from, she was really good at “showing the money”. She would shift her money into different market places so that it would look like she was broke, then lie and say that the system wasn’t coming through with her money so that she wouldn’t have to pay anyone. When she got caught… the answer was… “I’m confused. I don’t know where my money went.” Well, like they say… a business always needs a separate account.

As a matter of fact, when she got called on anything, that was her answer. “I’m confused.” Then a little laugh. And, not only was she “confused” but she played it on every side so that she never knew what the work was about or for, didn’t know what the writers were doing and had to contact everyone at least 5 times a day in order to make sure that there was something going on. Because she never knew. Poor Sally… just trying to do her job, but there’s so much going on… how is any business individual supposed to keep track?

The greatest thing about this heroic woman entrepreneur is that she is well known in her industry and is biting everyone else out of the competition.

A tribute to losers ville for someone being honest, trustworthy with your money, and as good as the dollar bill. A true American entrepreneur.

Signing out,

Billy Bluff

Business Writer

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Bring Out the Loser in You

At one moment in time, we all need to admit…we are all just losers. If you don’t believe me, look at the information below. You may find…there’s a little bit of it in you too.

Definition of a Loser:

(Los – er; pronounced- LOZR)

1. n: a. One that fails to win

b. One who takes loss in a specific way

2. a. One that fails consistently, especially a person with bad luck or poor skills.

b. One that is bad in quality

Are you a loser? If so, we believed that you deserve attention. We want to appreciate your un-contributions to the world. We recognize your ability to do things half ass, to not care, or to be extremely stupid. It is a true talent that is so looked over in our society.

Wouldn’t it be better if the MAJORITY of people, the true LOSERS, got the same amount of attention as those that were actually trying in life?

No matter what type of loser you are working on being, we will make sure that you hold a STRONG place in society and get the attention that you deserve. Over time, it will be the true losers that begin to rule the earth.

If you feel some loserdom in you, come join our outlet! It doesn’t matter what type of loser you are, you can find a space here! You don’t have to be left alone in the world anymore…. you are not the only one. In fact, we have found so many of your type, that we have created a system…just for you.

If you are a loser, we would love to hear from you. We want to know:

1. How you became a loser.

2. Why you believe you should be lucky enough to gain a slot in our losers site.

3. What type of loser you are, and why you deserve the designation. (The thermometer is above this text).

It’s time to break free! Losers everywhere are joining in the revolution of coming out and showing what they think THEY DESERVE to be! At For Losers, we will make sure that you can be the true loser that you have decided to become… talent and all.

Here’s to bringing out the Loser in you.

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